Tom's Internationale<BR>
(written during a discussion about Trentskyites vs. Tommunists)<BR>
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Arise ye fans of that there Sloane boy<BR>
Arise ye who knew the crush was spent,<BR>
For reason in revolt now thunders<BR>
And at last ends the age of Trent.<BR>
Away with all your superstitions<BR>
'Shipper masses arise, arise <BR>
We'll change henceforth the old tradition <BR>
And let earring-boy sleep where he lies. <BR>
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Chorus:<BR>
So comrades, come rally<BR>
While Daria and Tom suck face,<BR>
Tom's Internationale unites the human race.<BR>
So comrades, come rally <BR>
Old sleepy-head's been replaced, <BR>
Tom's Internationale unites the human race. <BR>