Things change. Or do they?<BR>
By Thomas<BR>
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(Outside the Morgendorffer's house. Daria is standing outside the door with a suitcase in her hand. Her hair is in a ponytail. She's wearing a blue sweater, jeans and black boots)<BR>
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Daria: (voiceover) Maybe I could sneak in. Grab my Christmas presents, leave the ones I bought, and run back to Stanford before anyone notices. But if I did that, how could I be sure I got all my presents?<BR>
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(The livingroom. Quinn and Stacy are watching a fashion show on TV. Daria comes in)<BR>
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Quinn: Daria!<BR>
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(Quinn runs over and hugs Daria. It seems that Quinn is now half a head taller that Daria)<BR>
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Quinn: My little Daria.<BR>
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Daria: Oh sure. Rub it in will you.<BR>
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Quinn: Look at you. You're ... (beat) ...still a fashion nightmare. Oh my god. I have to change for dinner.<BR>
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(Quinn runs upstairs)<BR>
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Daria: I missed you too.<BR>
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Stacy: You must be Quinn's sister. Quinn is always telling us how proud she is of you.<BR>
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Daria: (surprised) She is?<BR>
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Stacy: Like, you're a great scientist and all.<BR>
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Daria: Pretty good for a freshman isn't it. Especially since I haven't even published anything yet.<BR>
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Stacy: You remind me of someone. Are you related to that girl who used to live here?<BR>
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Daria: Excuse me?<BR>
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Stacy: There was a girl living here. But she left last summer. Quinn said her mom had finally been released from jail. I think she was her cousin. She scared me sometimes.<BR>
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Daria: I see. And did Quinn by any chance mention where I went to highschool.<BR>
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Stacy: She said you went to a boarding school. That's why we never met before.<BR>
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Daria: (beat) I see.<BR>
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Stacy: What are you studying?<BR>
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Daria: Molecular biology. I'm hoping to succeed where Dr. Frankenstein failed.<BR>
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Stacy: Biology? You're not doing any experiments on animals are you?<BR>
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Daria: (voiceover) Not that question again. Molecular biology and biology are NOT the same thing (outloud) Why do you ask?<BR>
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Stacy: I'm dating this guy who's protesting against experiments on animals.<BR>
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Daria: In Lawndale?<BR>
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Stacy: I know. But he said that just because we don't have a medical industry here, there's no reason not to be vigilant.<BR>
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Daria: (evil smile) Actually I do lots of experiments on animals. But only on cute ones. Like bunnys.<BR>
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Stacy: (horrified) Oh no.<BR>
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Daria: I put electrodes on their ears. And then I shock them to get them to jump. (raises her arms in the air) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!<BR>
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Stacy: Waaaaaaa!!!<BR>
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(Later. At dinner. They're having steak)<BR>
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Jake: Here, kiddo. You get to have the big one.<BR>
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Daria: Three things, dad. I'm 19 now so you really ought to stop calling me kiddo. I can't eat the "big one" as my stomach is too small. And since when do you know how to cook a steak?<BR>
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Quinn: He doesn't.<BR>
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Helen: Quinn!<BR>
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Quinn: And Stacy didn't say why she left?<BR>
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Daria: I think she went to see my boarding school.<BR>
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(Quinn laughs nervously. The doorbell rings)<BR>
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Jake: I'll get it. (leaves)<BR>
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Quinn: Look, I'm sorry, Daria. But I ...<BR>
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Daria: Was caught in a web of lies. It's okay.<BR>
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Quinn: You mean that?<BR>
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Daria: Since I'll only get to see you a couple of times a year from now on I guess we really shouldn't be arguing anymore. (pause) And I'm proud of you too.<BR>
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Quinn: Thanks, Daria.<BR>
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Helen: (smiles) My sweeties.<BR>
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Daria & Quinn: Mooom.<BR>
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(Jake comes back)<BR>
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Jake: Our lawn is filled with protesters. They want us to hand the animal abuser over to them.<BR>
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(Helen and Quinn look at Daria)<BR>
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Daria: What? I've only been here four hours.<BR>
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