NomadX presents his old Son of Pad Promo UNDISCLOSED LOCATION IN THE HIGH DESERT OF CALIFORNIA SMILEYBOMB PRODUCTIONS 11/20/00 1626 "BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD! GET THE OUT OF THE FASHION CLUB'S DRESSING ROOM! Dear GOD, you two are ALMOST as BAD as CHARLES." "Thank you Security Cheif DeMartino. By the way you two are on in 15 minutes for the Evil Overlord scene. Get your butts over there." "uh, Are there any chicks?" "Yah, millions of them. Amazon space goddesses" "YEHES!" "Well, that was simple enough. Hey, has anyone seen Daria?" ROOM JAD (or, Daria, Jane, and Andrea's dressing room. Hey we have to save money for sets) "I'm not going out there again," "Come on, Daria it's a compleatlynew script" "I don't care. You know vary well that the sequal is never as good as the original, and the original couldn't be worse." "Jesus. Andrea, you try talking to her." "Look Daria, those nasty little smurf things are gone, and this time, your skin will stay intact. And if you you don't go out there, then I can't do the dream sequence, which I have been looking forward to." Suddenly, the door burst open, And Trent poked his head in. "Excuse me Brother Trent, but this is a privete room. However, Andrea and I would be happy to leave if nessassary." "Don't you dare, Lane" "Woah, that's enough. I just stopped by to let you three Know that Kevin and those two Dumbassess from Texas are in the middle of a knife fight on the Mcgrundy's set, thought you might want to check it out." "Ah, the night's entertainment." "Well this I got to see. Ya coming Daria?" "Hell, it's better then listening to you whine." "Now wait one second young lady, that was not whining, that was harping. There's a difference. Anyway, we'd better hurry, we don't want to miss first blood." The trio filed out into the hallway after Trent, and the door slammed shut behind them as the Auther stepped out of the shadow. "Ha, I knew I could get you out that room somehow." "OK. you got me. Now what, Goya or the Twilight Zone?" "Actually, I need your help." "Well, you need help." "The fashion club hav barracaded themselves in the Wardrobe Department," "You mean Coat Closet." "And are in a hopeless deadlock over what looks best while running for your life in a haunted mansion." "DEAR GOD! That could stall the writing for weeks!" "So what does this have to do with me?" "Nothing, I just needed an excuse for a pointless explagatory. Oh and you needed in the blue sceen for the post-battle scenes." "Hey that reminds me, if we hurry, we can still catch that knife fight!" "WOOHOO!" ~~ the son is coming, but how long will it take? ~~ "You know Jane, I beleive it was you that got us into this mess. We had that steady gig with the Jungle Guy, but nooo, you had to get "bored" ." "Oh come on Daria, You Know your loving this."