Quinn's Torment.<BR>
By Thomas<BR>
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(Morgendorffer livingroom. Its evening. Daria and Helen are sitting on the couch. Daria is reading "Hell's Kitchen" by Chris Niles. Helen is reading a case file)<BR>
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(Quinn comes down the stairs. She's dressed up for a date)<BR>
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Daria: Who are you going out with?<BR>
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Helen: (VO) Don't answer that. Daria couldn't care less. She's looking for a way to make fun of you.<BR>
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Quinn: Robert. I know he can be a bore. But this time he's rented a limo.<BR>
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Helen: (VO) Something you still haven't figured out after 17 years.<BR>
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Daria: Robert... (smirk) Have a nice evening.<BR>
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Helen: (VO) Don't ask her why she's suddenly being so friendly.<BR>
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Quinn: Why're you suddenly being so friendly?<BR>
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Daria: Why shouldn't I be friendly?<BR>
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Helen: (VO) She's going to use the alphabet trick on her. I can feel it.<BR>
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Quinn: (nervous) Do you know something I don't?<BR>
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Daria: I'm not saying. Enjoy your (giggels) date.<BR>
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Helen: STOP IT!<BR>
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(Daria and Quinn stare at Helen)<BR>
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Helen: Dammit Quinn. Can't you tell Daria is messing with your mind? You're going to say "Come on. Tell me" and then Daria is going to say "Okay. The first letters of the alphabet are A, B and C".<BR>
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Daria: Um...<BR>
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Quinn: So there's nothing wrong with my date?<BR>
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Helen: Of course there isn't sweetie.<BR>
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(The doorbell rings)<BR>
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Helen: See? Thats probably him right now.<BR>
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(Quinn opens the door. Its Tom and Robert)<BR>
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Tom: Oh hi Quinn. Me and Robert just met here. And we've agreed to make this a double date. Him, me, you and Daria.<BR>
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Quinn: AAAAAAAAAH!!!<BR>
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THE END