Carnival


Opening scene daria's room.
*telephone rings* *daria answers it**and says:*

Daria:Hello you've reached the "daria hotline"she is sleeping rite now so buh bye

Jane:haha really funny

Daria:ok what do u want?

Jane:they're having a carnival at the school

Daria:when?

Jane:hhmmmmmmm hold on................spring break

Daria:ohh

Jane:wut do u mean "ohh"

Daria:wait hold on sumones on da other line

Jane:ok i'll meet u in school bye*hangs up*

*Daria goes 2 da other line*

Daria:TOO LATE bye

Quinn:DARIA!!!

Daria:ohh

Daria:wut do u want????????

Quinn:look out side....

*Daria looks out side*

Daria:hhhmmmm???

*Wut happen:Quinn crashed da car*

Daria:good that was a good job bye

Quinn:seriousley daria wu! t am i gonna do

Daria:i dunno but-*pause*whered u get that cell phone????

*Scene 2**at the lawndale school*
*Jane and daria start talking but then they hear brittney and kevin,*
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Brittney:hey kevvvy they're having a carnival wanna go with cassie?

* Jane thinking CASSIE?*

Jane:Whos cassie daria???

Daria:Cassie Marladen??The singer?

Jane:Oh ok
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*Back 2 Brittney and kevin*

Kevin:whos that ?

Brittney:the new kid in our class silly!

Kevin:we have a new kid in our class?

Brittney:well yeah,and guess what?

Kevin:what?

Brittney:SHES A CHEERLEADER TOO LIKE ME i'm so happy!

*Scene 3**in the classroom*

Daria:Y would Cassie Marladen be here?

Jane:i don't no but wait listen.

Mr.O'neil:Class this is Cassie she is a new student in our class,she is french so she doesn't no much english.

Brittney:see kevin

Kevin:OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Brittney:*she slaps him*

Kevin:oh yeah sorry

Brittney:hmph

*Scene 4**the school fair*

Mr.Dimartino:OK people lets get started.get YOUR POPCORN only 1$ and CANDY for FREE

Jane:hey daria i'm selling my pictures

Daria:reads one of the pictures name "Terr-good"

Jane:oh my gosh!!!

Daria:what now

Jane:look at the fashion club selling they're favorite clothes
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*Fashion club*

Quinn:i'm so happy Sandy!!

Sandy:Me too

Stacy:what are we doing again?

Tiffany:we're selling our new clothes to use all the money for new and better improved clothes.

Stacy:really?

*scene 5**at darias house*

Quinn:daria are u going anywhere

Daria:to jane's

Quinn:Well b4 u go do u no where all the magazines of "Fashion 4 U" in the big fashion club suit case is i left it in my room

Daria:No not really...

*scene 6**jane's house*

Jane:! hi daria

Daria:whats up?

Jane:nothing

Jane:but i wish someone would bye the sequel of "Terr-good"

Daria:oh

*the doorbell rings*jane and opens it*

Jane :daria 'll be rite back order pizza k??

*jane opens door*

Jane:Who da hell r u???

Cassie:i'm the new person in ur class

Jane:sorry r u looking for brittney??

Cassie:Yea

Jane:She lives Down there k?

Cassie:ohh,I was wounderin..........

Cassie:Is there a cheerleading squad....there is 1 rite cuz brittney is in there?!

Jane:yea,

Cassie:ok thanx sorry for da incovienence

Jane:No problem

*Back 2 Jane and daria*

Daria:Err.......we have a problem

Jane:yea......

Daria:I hafta go save Quinn wit her crisis

Jane:ha ha ha ha ha

Daria:Bye

*darias house*

Mrs.Morgendorffer:So Quinn..........Yo Wuts up?

Quinn:Mom ur scaring me by saying "Yo wuts up"

Mrs.! Morgendorffer:Oh Darn....OK fine i give up.......WUT DID U DO 2 THE CAR!!!!!!!!

Quinn:umm ummm daria???

Daria:Umm i think i have a paper 2 do Bye!!!!!

Quinn:DARIA!!!!!!!

Quinn:Well u c i was backing it off and then-

Mrs.MorgenDorffer:Just pay 1,000 dollars

Quinn:MOM!!!!! u no i don't have a enuff of money like that....I no i'll ask daria and-

Mrs.Morgendoffer:No use ur money from the fashion club......

Quinn:Fine i'm goin 2 my room

*Janes house**Door bell rings*
*Pizza Dude covering hes face*

Jane:hello?How much is the pizza?

Trent:$7.00

Jane:TRENT!!!!!! since wen have u've been a pizza man.....

Trent:ummm since .......umm 2day.

Jane*sigh*

Jane:well i'm not hungry bring it 2 brittneys.............

*Lawndale School*

Mr.Dimartino doing Announcements:THANK you ALL for HELPING THE carnival BUT we ONLY raised $10.00..............
*Every1 Gasped*
Mr.Dim! artino:HA HA HA HA HA.............. i'm just kidding!!!!