Light Rider

It was a dark and stormy night in Lawndale that day. Daria and Jane were walking home after school as they usually do each morning, and lo and behold, there was a huge-....
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--Petersbilt speeding by, spattering both Daria and Jane with mud. Realizing they wore no brights, as usual, they brushed off the antagonism that such an event would attract.

Tom stood about 50 feet away, talking with some kid about some merchandise he had for him. The stink of his car's exhaust was instantly recognizable. Daria embraced him as they approached.

"See me tomorrow about the goods, alright KiKi?"

The boy smiled and nodded to Jane. He eyed her breasts hungrily, their cleavage soft and appetizing. Jane thought he was cute in a cute Mexican gigolo fashion, his braided leather belt, his hair lank and brown, his smile honestly deviant. Tom and Daria were in the car, the front seat.

"Getting in?"

"Why not?" Jane said, smiling at her new acquirement.

"So you paint, eh?" KiKi asked, feeling the slight fuzz on his cheeks. He'd forgotten to shave that morning. Jane whisked her hand across his face and--

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once they were all in the car Tom made sure all the doors were secured then passed out the dope he'd just been selling those little kids. (you think Angier actually got all that money ligitamitly? hah!)
This was the really good shit and the two girls, and Daria, who'd honestly never smoked in her life and really wasn't prepared for it's effects, suddenly stripped off all her clothes and jumped on to a very willng Jane. After enjoying the show for a few minutes, Tom and Kiki decided to join in the fun and pretty soon the whole car erupted into a drug induced orgy.
Suddenly there was a tap at the tinted window...

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...Tom, who had a very high tolerance for shit, basically having been raised on it, was the first to react. He started up the car, but the misery chick between his legs, prevented him from using the gas pedal. Adding to his problems was the fact, that the handbrakes handbreakhandle vanished into the pile of human flesh that only skilled experts of Topology could have identified as 2 seperate bodies...

failed...