by Lew:
Under her McDonalds cap, Daria looked upwards into eyes that widened in shock.
Jane smirked from beside her, "And you thought it couldn't get worse - Trent, you want fries with that?"
by um:
"Uh, huh-huh....uhhh, cheese on 12 straight?"
Daria cringed. She was going to have to talk to it -- him, again. Of all the burger-bars, in all the world, they had to find this one. She eyed the bins.
"Cheese on eight."
"Uh....should I cut the cheese first? Heh, heh."
His high-pitched buddy with the hair started giggling uncontrollably.
"Heh-heh, heh...cut the cheese...he-he-he...Butt-head, I'm gonna score with the one with glasses....heh-heh."
"Shut up, bunghole, she's mine."
Daria suddenly realized why McDonald's and assualt rifles got mentioned together so frequently.