by Lew:

Under her McDonalds cap, Daria looked upwards into eyes that widened in shock. Jane smirked from beside her, "And you thought it couldn't get worse - Trent, you want fries with that?"

by um:

"Uh, huh-huh....uhhh, cheese on 12 straight?"

Daria cringed. She was going to have to talk to it -- him, again. Of all the burger-bars, in all the world, they had to find this one. She eyed the bins.

"Cheese on eight."

"Uh....should I cut the cheese first? Heh, heh."

His high-pitched buddy with the hair started giggling uncontrollably.

"Heh-heh, heh...cut the cheese...he-he-he...Butt-head, I'm gonna score with the one with glasses....heh-heh."

"Shut up, bunghole, she's mine."

Daria suddenly realized why McDonald's and assualt rifles got mentioned together so frequently.