"Happy birthday, kiddo," said Jake as he handed Daria a flat rectangular package.<BR>
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"Thanks, dad," said Daria. 'Another book,' she thought. 'He just doesn't get it. Oh well, this is Dad. I should probably be grateful he remembered it was my birthday.'<BR>
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Daria unwrapped the package to find a brand new IBM laptop. She smiled. 'Then again, maybe he does.'<BR>