Finally she was going to tell the truth.

As Helen, Jake, Daria, and Quinn sat innocently, Amy walked over to face them.

"Thanks for letting me stay. There're some things you ought to know."

"What, sweetie?" Helen asked.

"Daria: you're not my favorite niece."

"WHAT?!"

"Because I'm not really your aunt."

"WHAT?!!" Now the whole family was stunned..

"I'm a 'key,' given human form and sent to live with a family for my protection. I didn't exist until two years ago. Your memories of me before then were implanted."

"Wow, just like 'Buffy'!" Quinn said excitedly.

"Now I must go fulfill my destiny." Amy smiles sadly at them, then turns toward the door.

Suddenly Jake jumps off the couch and gets in her way.

"No way, you're not going anywhere! Helen, quick: call Jerry Springer. This'll make us *famous*!"