Jake And Helen Try To Make Love<BR>
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Helen: Now Jake, this is suppose to be a romantic night for us...and make it quick, I have to go over my briefing soon.<BR>
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Jake: Aw honey! Why do we have to rush through everything?<BR>
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Helen: Quit your whining!! You sound like you never gone through puberty!<BR>
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Jake: Oh sure..make fun of my manhood just like dad, "What's the matter Jakey, can't grow hair on your eyebrows!"<BR>
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Helen: Act your age, not your IQ! You make Quinn look mature.<BR>
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Jake: Oh I'm a "baaaaad" boy... You gonna spank me now!?<BR>
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Helen: I'll spank your head!<BR>
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Jake: I'll show you a real man...<BR>
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Helen: Watch that lamp!!<BR>
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Jake: OW!!!!!!<BR>
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Helen: No wonder why we only have two children...